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A Simple Logic:
Human=eat+work+sleep+enjoy
Donkey=eat+work+sleep
Therfor
Human=donkey+enjoy
0rHuman-enjoy=donkey
i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey

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A TC in a train fines 400for no ticket.
He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing sleevless
Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing sleevles&backless
Rs100 to 3rd who ws wearing sleevless, backless and a mini skirt
He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one...
Why???
U Dirty mind...
She had the ticket!!!

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Doc:Tabyat kc he ab
Mariz: pehle se ziada khrab he
Doc: dawai khali thi kya
Mriz:Nai dawa ki shishi to bhari hui thi
Doc:I mean dawai le li thi
Mriz:Ji ap ne di thi to mene le li thi
Doc:Bewaquf dawai pi li thi
Mriz:Nai ji dawai to laal thi
Doc:Abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mriz:Nai sahb piliya to muje tha
Doc:Saale dawa ko mun se lga k pet me dala tha
Mriz:Nai
Doc:Q
Mriz:Ap ne hi to kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan lga k rakhna. Me thik to ho jaunga na sahb?

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Diagram in a book was not clear..
So,madam drew a diagram on a Blackboard and announced
"Dont look at a book Figure,
Look at my Figure!!" ;->

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Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki
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JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar;-)

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